How the Earth was really created?

one day earthakus the god of party's was taking a stroll by mars when he saw an empty planet, he took advantage of this and built a big house 100 mile tall and 10000 miles long the house was beautiful... but he couldn't have that so he invited some other gods over too he invited dumbakus fartukus weaselkus and kusakus (who cussed a lot) and they trashed the place they spilled punch witch made the oceans. They dropped chips witch made the continents. They filled some places with sand to play volleyball witch made the deserts. And then they played kickball. Kusakus was up first but when he kicked the ball he broke his foot (the ball was made of rock) and cussed like crazy. But when Earthakus was up he kicked it into space witch made the moon. It was the greatest party ever and they named the planet Earth after him.