random story

One day my dog and i were walking off a cliff and before we could he bit my leg and i fell on a carrot that punctured my lung and then a walrus started singing oppa gangnam style! with mr. crabs from spongebob and then i got up and started danceing with them and then a guy that worked at staples kicked mr. crabs in the balls and then the world ended and i moved to a new planet and then...... TO BE CONTINUED?